the idiot

letters look so much nicer when they're upside down
an elven tongue? a secret code?
merely a hand stand
perhaps this is how i think
when all my pulsing blood rushes to my hear
as if late to a funeral.

you are so desperate, friend. no...
you are not my friend.
you are so desperate, human i dislike,
(better)
why must all the little pinpricks on the globe like you.
seeking their approval, you make yourself
a pitiful spectacle.
a stupid little rodent attempting to befriend a lion.
how naive you are! truly.
i will not help you.
sorry.
i don't really know you,.  but i know i don't like you.

i dislike people who drink their cinnamon lattes with skim milk.

-Pamplemousse